curvesandfitness:

i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

(via thedoctorplusone)

When the wrong person likes you.

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(via laugh-addict)

iandsharman:

The difference between nerds and geeks.

littleyaoithings:

yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post

(Source: yiffmebabyonemoretime, via baconating)

jpgay:

i dont eat ramen, i eat raw men 

(via maralizelegaljuana)

chicagno:

caught the bae sleeping <3

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(via jesuschristvevo)

darrynek:

save money by not paying your bills

(Source: panerasexual, via epic-humor)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*on 20th wedding anniversary* ok but do you like me or do you like like me

(via a-creepy-weirdo-has)

artsysauce:

the face says it all

readmor:

my dad just said “the breakfast at this hotel is open until 10” in his sleep i can’t breathe

(Source: readm03475587639r, via im1only1human)

geopunk:

sloth-grunge:

geopunk:

geopunk:

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

murder

homiecide

(Source: geopunk, via i-ran-over-oprah)

sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot"

yes because i own it

(Source: im-moving-yo, via i-ran-over-oprah)

charmancler:

"do you take this woman to be ur wife?"

"check my faq first xx"

(via i-ran-over-oprah)